cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

  1. I’m sorry
  2. It won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. You’re a pussy

(Source: 69shadesofgray)

chairofbullies:

”Trust in the LORD with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding”

-Proverbs 3:5


the sea was wild tonight


simonastafiew:

Italia - Italy - Италия

tell me something u dig about me on anon

(Source: rauhlablunt)

Glad my phone broke for the third time in two months

nuodai:

im such a fucking jealous asshole i pretend like i dont care but i care so much im gonna explode